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Septomom Day 4: Marred with Children

If you don’t know what’s going on, click here to start at the beginning with the introductory post. This iconic aspect of The SimsĀ has so far remained unremarked upon by Septomom, but for the first time ever, Patty’s diamond is…

Septomom Day 3: Supernanny Returns

If you don’t know what’s going on, click here to start at the beginning with the introductory post. I feel awful as Patty’s woken up by the blaring of the car’s horn. She hasn’t eaten or cleaned up her kids,…

Septomom Introduction

About this feature: I think parenting must be a lot like The Sims videogame series. You arrange meals. You furnish the home. You make everyone play nice. And if they’ve done their homework, you allow the kids an hour of…